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1. Brother Nathanael March 17, 2026 @ 8:05 pm

   War’s A Bitch Mister Trump

   If you can’t win a war then lie about it until you do.

   Trump says “100% of Iran’s military” is destroyed.

   That means Iran’s ballistic missiles—fired into Tel Aviv—must just be rubber toys.

   Thus, Trump’s next rant is “200% of Iran’s military is destroyed.”

   Then the “AI” card.

   “Everything you see about Iran’s victory,” says Trump, “is not real,” it’s “magic imagery.”

   There’s no war, the economy soars, and the gas pump is ‘short term pain for long term gain.’

   Vell…Killing people 6,000 miles away who never did anything to us is no ‘long term gain.’

   But

   divergence from the narration due to facts and reason means Trump’s gonna scratch off your contract, and jail you for treason.

   Next up!

   Because Iran “throws gays off of buildings,” then the war is “just,” a must, and in pedos we trust. [Clip]

   [“I think what you’re doing is phenomenal and I was shocked that so many activists in America didn’t like it but meanwhile they’re like, ‘oh! we support women, we want women to have all these rights.’ Meanwhile you’re liberating the women of Iran, and then they have an issue with that, I thought that was very confusing.” “We support gays but they throw gays off of buildings, we support this, the things they do! ”]

   Oh! the things they do!

   NOT like Epstein’s Jews.

   Eating babies, molesting girls, blackmailing politicos, running a sting ring, and a jew ruined government that protects the perverts, financiers, and hacks.

   There’s three reasons Trump got us into this war:

   1. Mossad has tapes on him schtupping girls

   2. Netanyahu told him it would be over in 3 days be decapitating a handful of leaders

   3. Trump fancies himself a war hero

   But he’s losing this war.

   Every US asset in the middle east is being floored.

   War’s a bitch, mister trump, no surprise.

   But your bullshit means it its high time that you get impeached.