{"id":933,"date":"2014-05-10T00:23:33","date_gmt":"2014-05-10T07:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.realjewnews.com\/?p=933"},"modified":"2014-05-10T01:12:15","modified_gmt":"2014-05-10T08:12:15","slug":"what-obama-should-tell-americans-about-ukraine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.realjewnews.com\/?p=933","title":{"rendered":"What Obama Should Tell Americans About Ukraine"},"content":{"rendered":"

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What Obama Should Tell Americans
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\nScripted By Brother Nathanael Kapner<\/font><\/strong> May 10, 2014<\/font> ©<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\n“MY FELLOW AMERICANS,<\/font> <\/strong> as your President, Barack Hussein Obama, I have reconsidered my actions with regard to Ukraine.<\/p>\n

“After reading John Kerry’s interview<\/a><\/font> with the Wall Street Journal last week, I finally realized that our foreign policy is being run by an idiot.<\/p>\n

“What particularly struck me as absolutely moronic, was Kerry saying that we are “inches away” from imposing sanctions on Russia’s Gazprom, its Central Bank, and its Military.<\/p>\n

“Thus, tomorrow morning I will inform Kerry that I’m firing him and replacing him with a true statesman, Paul Craig Roberts, former assistant treasurer under Reagan.<\/p>\n

“Roberts has been blogging<\/a><\/font> a lot these days, and frankly, there’s some truth to what he says. ‘The last thing we want is war with Russia,’ says<\/a><\/font> Roberts. He’s probably right. <\/p>\n

“I confess I made a big mistake in letting the Jew, Victoria Nuland, run amuck<\/a><\/font> in Ukraine. <\/p>\n

“What started off handing<\/a><\/font> out cookies in Kiev ended up handing<\/a><\/font> Crimea to Putin. <\/p>\n

“Putin now has a lease-free warm water port to the Mid-East, and for sure, we can no longer help the Jews in their quest for a Greater Israel. <\/p>\n

“Boy, did we screw up with those darn cookies!<\/p>\n

“Then when Nuland said, “F##K the EU,”<\/font><\/a> it made us look pretty bad with our allies over there. I mean, what the f!<\/p>\n

“So, I’m informing Nuland that she’s been canned too. Let her go home to her fat Jewish husband, Robert Kagan, and feed their fat faces with gefilte fish and leave us alone.<\/p>\n

“Next, I’m deporting Brzezinski back to Poland where he can no longer stir up war<\/font><\/a> with Russia here in DC.<\/p>\n

“Let the old Russophobe shrivel up and die in Cracow. <\/p>\n

“Finally, I have stopped Kerry’s funding<\/a><\/font> to the illegitimate<\/a><\/font> regime in Kiev. Instead, I will be using that money for our unemployed.<\/p>\n

“While diverting monetary aid from Kiev to our jobless, I will be working to bring our offshored jobs back home.<\/p>\n

“And by the way, I’m wrong about promoting homosexuality. Why should our country become a new Sodom and Gomorrah and incur God’s wrath?<\/p>\n

“Change is what I promised. I’m finally making good on that promise. God Bless America!”<\/p>\n

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