\nBy Brother Nathanael Kapner<\/font><\/strong> September 4, 2017<\/font> \u00a9<\/font><\/strong>
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<\/center><\/p>\nTOSSING AND TURNING<\/font><\/strong> all night, I got up, gulped down some borscht, and went back to bed.<\/p>\n Falling into a deep sleep I dreamt I was in Moscow in front of a large apartment building. <\/p>\n Nikita Khrushchev was leading a tour of American democrats, namely, Chuckie Schumer, Eliot Engel, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and William Kristol.<\/p>\n “What are you doing here?” I asked Kristol. “I thought you were a neocon?” <\/p>\n “What’s the difference?” he answered, “it’s all a matter of what Jewish flavor of politics you want. All Jews hate Russia now, it’s way to conservative for our tastes,” he remarked.<\/p>\n “And you?” I asked Ginsburg. “What are you doing here?”<\/p>\n “I’m looking for homosexual neighbors. I want to push same-sex marriage here. That’s how I got it passed in America. I said my neighbors in New York were homosexuals. It made for a convincing argument in court. The other three Jews on the bench thought it was brilliant.” <\/p>\n Suddenly, Masha Gessen appeared on the side of the apartment building. She was hauling a bunch of garbage filled with gefilte fish. It really stunk. Schumer and Kristol ran over and started raiding the garbage for leftovers.<\/p>\n Gessen looked so horrid that I started gagging. She looked like a feminized man and her mouth was locked in a scowl. Fellini would’ve had a field day.<\/p>\n “I’m your gal!” she exclaimed to Ginsburg. “I’m an out-and-out lesbian. I’m proud of it and hate Putin so much that the New York Times features me.”<\/p>\n “But you live in America now,” I reminded her, “you’re hardly a Russian ‘neighbor.'” <\/p>\n Then Khrushchev chimed in.<\/p>\n “YOU WANT A HOMO?”<\/font><\/strong> Khrushchev asked Ginsburg. “He’s standing right next to you,” pointing to Eliot Engel.<\/p>\n “Eliot Engel’s a homosexual?” I asked Nikita. “How do you know that?”<\/p>\n “Just take one look at him and how he talks in a constant pout,” answered Khrushchev.<\/p>\n “Yeah, you’re right,” I said, “he’s constantly pouting about Putin interfering with our democracy.”<\/p>\n “Shut your mouth!” shouted Schumer to me. “Americans have no idea what democracy is all about. You better not tell them!”<\/p>\n “I’ve already told them,” I answered. “Democracy’s awarded to the highest bidder—Jews.”<\/p>\n I pulled out a picture of Putin standing in front of a painting of Czar Nicholas II, and said, “Only monarchy will save the world. Long Live Holy Russia!”<\/p>\n I awoke and poured myself a vodka.<\/p>\n “Ahh,” I said to myself, “I need to listen<\/a><\/font> to Moscow Nights!” For More<\/strong><\/font> See:<\/strong> <\/font> The Future Belongs To Russia<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Dreaming Of A Trump-Putin Meeting<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Why Congress Hates Russia<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Dreaming Of A Trump Veto That Wasn\u2019t<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> America\u2019s Two Minutes Of Hate<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Putin Warns Against WW3 <\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Monarchy Must Come To Russia!<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a> Support The Brother Nathanael Foundation!<\/strong><\/font>![](\"https:\/\/www.realjewnews.com\/to\/pictures\/raidrussiadreammmm2.jpg\"\/)
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