\nBy Brother Nathanael Kapner<\/font><\/strong> July 29, 2017<\/font> \u00a9<\/font><\/strong>
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<\/center><\/p>\nWHAT A WEIRD DREAM <\/font><\/strong> I had last night! One of the strangest dreams I ever had!<\/p>\n I dreamt I was in the West Wing of the White House sitting next to Jared Kushner. He had his stereo blasting “Hatikvah,” the Israeli national anthem.<\/p>\n I rose up from my chair, turned it off, and told Kushner, “You’re listening to a Czech song composed by Smetana, nothing Hebrew about it.”<\/p>\n He turned all red in the face, turned the stereo back on, and started blasting “Back In The USSR” by the Beatles. <\/p>\n I told him that the USSR no longer exists but a Christian Russia is re-emerging. <\/p>\n “Who cares about Christians?” Kushner replied. “I’m a Jew and Russians are a bunch of anti-Semites! And besides, Putin’s on our<\/em> X list.”<\/p>\n Suddenly Trump walks in.<\/p>\n “Hi, Jerry!” Trump warmly greeted his son-in-law. <\/p>\n “I just got off the phone with Chuckie Schumer and the Russia sanctions bill is a go!” Trump declared. <\/p>\n “You’re not going to veto it?” I interjected. “Why should I?” Trump replied…”my presidency is at stake if I do.”<\/p>\n “BUT, BUT, WHAT ABOUT ALL YOUR PROMISES <\/font><\/strong> that we need to get along with Russia?” I insisted. <\/p>\n “And what about your recent meeting with Putin where you said we need to cooperate with each other?” I persisted.<\/p>\n “You’ve been listening to fake news,” said Trump. <\/p>\n Then Melanie appeared. “Din din’s ready,” she purred, “what would you like for desert, dear?”<\/p>\n “Mmm,” murmured Trump, “how about some marshmallows, dripping with melted chocolate truffles, soaked with pink custard, topped with kosher macaroons?” <\/p>\n Suddenly, I was jarred out of sleep with severe cramps. I rushed to the kitchen and poured myself a drink.<\/p>\n “Boy,” I said to myself, “whatever happened to leaders with a set of…” Then the phone rang. <\/p>\n I picked it up and a man’s voice asked, “Is Donald there?” <\/p>\n “Donald? There’s no Donald here,” I shot back. <\/p>\n “Sorry, “he said, “must have voted<\/em> for the wrong number…”<\/p>\n “What do you mean, voted<\/em>?” I demanded. But he had already hung up… For More<\/strong><\/font> See:<\/strong> <\/font> Dreaming Of A Trump-Putin Meeting<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Trump\u2019s Emerging World Order<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Kushner Sings Soprano<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Putin Warns Against WW3<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> America\u2019s Two Minutes Of Hate<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> Swamp Time With Donald Trump<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n And:<\/strong><\/font> The Future Belongs To Russia<\/a> Here<\/font><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n Support The Brother Nathanael Foundation!<\/strong><\/font>![](\"https:\/\/www.realjewnews.com\/to\/pictures\/trumpdreamvetowasnot1.jpg\"\/)
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